Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.
WILLIE NELSONThere’s a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.
More Willie Nelson Quotes
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Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.
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I like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it’s not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.
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I learned some invaluable lessons in Nashville that apply to both farming and show business: Do not corner something you know is meaner than you; keep skunks of all kinds at a distance; if you forgive your enemies, it messes up their heads.
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There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
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Nothing lasts forever, but old Fords and a natural stone.
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One thing I learned is that the mind, rather than being the master, should be the servant of the heart.
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Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
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The fight to save family farms isn’t just about farmers. It’s about making sure that there is a safe and healthy food supply for all of us. It’s about jobs, from Main Street to Wall Street. It’s about a better America.
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Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.
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You could try to live monogamously. Good luck.
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As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
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You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.
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I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn’t even find my bike.
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The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
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I never pretended to have a great voice. It works and I can carry a tune. If you have a good song, that’s about all that’s required.
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It’s an ongoing problem, an ongoing situation, life is. It’s just life, and it never stops and it never will. You just be thankful for what you’ve got, and move on.
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Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
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Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
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I believe that all roads lead to the same place – and that is wherever all roads lead to.
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My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha’s a fine thing.
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I’m drowning in whiskey river.
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If you’ve made your own hell, then only you have the power to escape it.
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God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.
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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
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You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.
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When songs fall from the sky, all I can do is catch them before they hit the ground.
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