You could try to live monogamously. Good luck.
WILLIE NELSONSometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
More Willie Nelson Quotes
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.
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There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
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Nothing lasts forever, but old Fords and a natural stone.
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You’ll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.
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The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
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If you want to make marijuana legal, you’ve got to stay straight long enough to f – vote.
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I’ve known straight and gay people all my life. I can’t tell the difference. But I’d never marry a guy I didn’t like.
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As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
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I learned some invaluable lessons in Nashville that apply to both farming and show business: Do not corner something you know is meaner than you; keep skunks of all kinds at a distance; if you forgive your enemies, it messes up their heads.
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There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart.
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Freedom is control in your own life.
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I live one day at a time, one day at a time. Yesterday’s gone and tomorrow is blind, so I live one day at a time.
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Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
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When I see someone I think is cool, he’s a pretty well-adjusted individual. He’s not too affected one way or the other by what’s happening, no matter what’s going through his mind.
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The fight to save family farms isn’t just about farmers. It’s about making sure that there is a safe and healthy food supply for all of us. It’s about jobs, from Main Street to Wall Street. It’s about a better America.
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