You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.
WILLIE NELSONI’m from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there’s no one in control.
More Willie Nelson Quotes
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When you put your life in a good place, good things follow.
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Nothing lasts forever, but old Fords and a natural stone.
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Fortunately, we are not in control.
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Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.
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Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
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When you’re singing, you’re using extra muscles, and it requires a lot of exercise and breathing. You can’t do that if you’re a sissy. If I have any fitness advice for people, I’d tell them to sing more. It’s good therapy, too.
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You could try to live monogamously. Good luck.
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What has changed is that nothing has changed. That’s what has made me more unhappy than everything else.
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Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.
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I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now
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Marijuana is like sex: If I don’t do it every day I get a headache.
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Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.
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Heard you told him that you’d love him ’til the end of time. Now that’s the same thing that you told me.
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If a song was ever good, it’s still good.
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As long as there’s a few farmers out there, we’ll keep fighting for them.
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