After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHSMost of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can’t mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.
More William S. Burroughs Quotes
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Life is a vacation from two eternities.
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(1) Never give anything away for nothing. (2) Never give more than you have to give (always catch the buyer hungry and always make him wait). (3) Always take everything back if you possibly can.
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Black magic operates most effectively in preconscious, marginal areas. Casual curses are the most effective.
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The best way to keep something bad from happening is to see it ahead of time, and you can’t see it if you refuse to face the possibility.
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Be just and if you can’t be just, be arbitrary.
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Nothing exists until or unless it is observed. An artist is making something exist by observing it. And his hope for other people is that they will also make it exist by observing it. I call it ‘creative observation.’ Creative viewing.
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If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you’ve lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.
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If you weren’t surprised by your life you wouldn’t be alive. Life is surprise.
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There’s no place for impractical dreamers around here.
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If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.
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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.
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I’m creating an imaginary — it’s always imaginary — world in which I would like to live.
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Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, “I am not paid to listen to this drivel – you are a terminal fool!” Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.
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The nonconformist here may be “beat down” by life but still has a beauty in his or her longing for freedom and for an awakening of the mind.
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Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.
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