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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.

William J. Clinton

I like the job. That’s what I’ll miss the most… I’m not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I’ve liked it.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Jobs Missing Political
Our Nation owes a lasting debt of gratitude to all those selfless members of our Armed Forces who have risked their own freedom and safety to defend the the lives and liberty of others.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Gratitude Liberty Safety
Let’s create an integrated global community where we have shared benefits and responsibilities, and we don’t fight because of our differences.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Community Differences Fighting Responsibility
I personally don’t believe we ought to be raising taxes or cutting spending, either one, until we get this economy off the ground. I’ll pay more, but it won’t solve the problem.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Believe Cutting Ground More Pay
Noting his mother’s visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. She got to go to heaven four days early.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Mother Vegas Weekend
Frankly, I’m fed up with politicians in Washington lecturing the rest of us about family values. Our families have values. But our government doesn’t.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Family Government Politician
The only preparation for prospering in the global economy is investing in ourselves.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Economy Investing Preparation
I misled people, including even my wife.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Humorous People Stupid
We must continue to deepen our ties to the Americas and the Caribbean, our common work to educate children, fight drugs, strengthen democracy, and increase trade.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Children Fighting Ties
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Funny Inspirational Marijuana
The Constitution is a radical document… it is the job of the government to rein in people’s rights.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Government Jobs Rights
Being President is a little like being the grounds-keeper at a cemetery: there’s plenty of people below you but no one’s listening.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Listening People President
Every tax cut I call for is targeted, it’s responsible and it is paid for within my balanced budget plan. My tax cuts will not undermine our economy. They will speed economic growth.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Cutting Growth Speed
Though we march to the music of our time, our mission is timeless.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

March Missions Time
I’ve gained first hand knowledge of the challenges faced by people with disabilities. It’s made me understand that those of us who have full use of our physical faculties owe an enormous amount of respect and sensitivity to people who don’t.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Challenges Hands People
If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

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