Impropriety is the soul of wit.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAMI am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government grant. This is a new class that has entered upon the scene. It is the white-collar proletariat. They do not go to university to acquire culture but to get a job, and when they have got one, scamp it.
More W. Somerset Maugham Quotes
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The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
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The beauty of the morning and the radiance of noon are good, but it would be a very silly person who drew the curtains and turned on the light in order to shut out the tranquillity of the evening. Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.
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If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?
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If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.
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From the earliest time the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture.
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
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I wish I could make you see how exciting the life of the spirit is and how rich in experience. It’s illimitable. It’s such a happy life. There’s only one thing like it, when you’re up in a plane by yourself, high, high, and only infinity surrounds you.
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When a woman loves you she’s not satisfied until she possesses your soul. Because she’s weak, she has a rage for domination, and nothing less will satisfy her.
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In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
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We who are of mature age seldom suspect how unmercifully and yet with what insight the very young judge us.
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The most valuable thing I have learned from life is to regret nothing.
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Death doesn’t affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn’t concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.
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Words have weight, sound and appearance; it is only by considering these that you can write a sentence that is good to look at and good to listen to.
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When you’re eighteen your emotions are violent, but they’re not durable.
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