Impropriety is the soul of wit.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAMThere are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
More W. Somerset Maugham Quotes
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We who are of mature age seldom suspect how unmercifully and yet with what insight the very young judge us.
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They call beautiful a dress, a dog, a sermon; and when they are face to face with Beauty cannot recognise it.
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Words have weight, sound and appearance; it is only by considering these that you can write a sentence that is good to look at and good to listen to.
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You waste a lot of time going down blind alleys if you have no one to lead you.
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It’s no use crying over spilt milk, because all of the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it.
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When you are young you take the kindness people show you as your right.
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People talk of beauty lightly, and having no feeling for words, they use that one carelessly, so that it loses its force; and the thing it stands for, sharing its name with a hundred trivial objects, is deprived of dignity.
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I recognize that I am made up of several persons and that the person that at the moment has the upper hand will inevitably give place to another. But which is the real one? All of them or none?
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I want a girl because I want to bring her up so that she shan’t make the mistakes I’ve made.
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Dullness is the first requisite of a good husband.
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It wasn’t until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say, ‘I don’t know.’
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Oh, it is dreadfully bitter to look at a woman whom you have loved with all your heart and soul, so that you felt you could not bear to let her out of your sight, and realize that you would not mind if you never saw her again. The tragedy of love is indifference.
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There is nothing so terrible as the pursuit of art by those who have no talent.
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What do we any of us have but our illusions? And what do we ask of others but that we be allowed to keep them?
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It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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