The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
TOM WAITSWell you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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