Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSWell you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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