The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
TOM WAITSThey say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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