Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
TOM WAITSI’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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