I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
TOM WAITSI’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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