Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
TOM WAITSWhen your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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