The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
TOM WAITSAnd the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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