We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSAnd the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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