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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.

Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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Life is improvisation.
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