If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
TIM MINCHINRespect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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