I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
TIM MINCHINIf I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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