The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINIf I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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