The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINDefine yourself by what you love.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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