Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
TIM MINCHINWho’s the world going to revolve around now?
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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