If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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