Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
TIM MINCHINThe day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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