Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
TIM MINCHINThe day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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