I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
TIM MINCHINThe day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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