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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Steven Wright

How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Funny Literature Word
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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Memories Photograph Yourself
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Funny Herself Myself Night Time Walk
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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Future One Liner Planning
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Age Anxiety Funny Myself Time
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Distance Time Walk Yourself
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Eyes Myself Prescription Ran Walk
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Funny Mad Music Myself Night Play
I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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Angry Install Light Live Myself People
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Fight Funny Gift Myself Room
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Literature Word Wrong
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Alphabet Order Song
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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Attention Believe Himself Myself Sick
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Day Life Yourself

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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