Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
STEVEN WRIGHTI was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Clones are people two.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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