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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Steven Wright

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Mathematics Pronunciation Sound
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Inspirational Motivational Struggle Way Wrong Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Destroy Evidence Success Try Yourself
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Funny Mad Music Myself Night Play
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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Death Funny Success Yourself
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Appearance Funny Hairs Stick
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Alphabet Order Song
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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Friendship Gift Myself Sex
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Age Anxiety Funny Myself Time
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Idiot Ocean Stand Wait
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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Remember Self Love Unique Worth Yourself
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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