When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
STEVEN WRIGHTEveryone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Clones are people two.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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