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I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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