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Steven Wright

How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Flight Leaving One Liner Yourself
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Children Funny Hands Himself Mom
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Devil Evil Fantasy Funny Taste True
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Believe Funny Himself Man Stars Touch
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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Death Myself Quote Right Talk Word
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Eat Food Funny Human
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Idiot Ocean Stand Wait
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Lost Myself Place Thinking
Half the people you know are below average.
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Average Level People Yourself
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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Crime Man Office Photograph Writing
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
STEVEN WRIGHT

Funny Identity Person Play Race
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Alphabet Order Song

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