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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing

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