Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
-
-
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
In the human race today, you came last.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
Its all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGAN -
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN