You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was sick.
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