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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad

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