A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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