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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman

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