My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANBeauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I told you I was sick.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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