It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANBeauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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