I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANBeauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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