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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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