I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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