Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was sick.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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