And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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