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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes

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