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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up

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