Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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