It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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