Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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