My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANTo Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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