A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANIs there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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