Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANIs there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I told you I was sick.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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