Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELLI want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
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Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
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It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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