Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
SIMON COWELLI have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them. I can’t make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
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You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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I think the best singers in the world, historically, are American. Britain’s got its fair share, as well, but some of the greatest singers, ever, whether you’re talking about Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey or Aretha Franklin, are from the legacy here.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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I think if you’re an unhappy person, you’re always going to be an unhappy person. You’re probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I’m being honest.
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