I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
SIMON COWELLAnything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
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Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them. I can’t make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
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I think if you’re an unhappy person, you’re always going to be an unhappy person. You’re probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I’m being honest.
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The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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I’ve always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn’t like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
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