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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

Simon Cowell

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELL

Country Dresses Female People
I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
SIMON COWELL

Addiction Baths Sometimes Three
Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
SIMON COWELL

Gestures Needs Thinking
I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
SIMON COWELL

Better Feel Mind Play
There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
SIMON COWELL

Married Needs Stories
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
SIMON COWELL

Animals Stars
What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
SIMON COWELL

Arguing People Records
I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
SIMON COWELL

Break Broken Hearted Moving
You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
SIMON COWELL

Beats Country Crushed People
I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
SIMON COWELL

Botox Cares Who Years
I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
SIMON COWELL

Done Jumping Thailand
Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
SIMON COWELL

Book Country People Phones
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
SIMON COWELL

Advice Business Careers
Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
SIMON COWELL

Jobs Lessons Want
It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
SIMON COWELL

Feelings Hurt Opinion
Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
SIMON COWELL

Girl Kindness Zero

You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

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