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Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’

Simon Cowell

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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Country Intention Mean People
You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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Beats Country Crushed People
There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
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Married Needs Stories
I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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Better Feel Mind Play
It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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Feelings Hurt Opinion
I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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Country Firsts People Wants Years
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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Competition Frustrated Mean
Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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Girl Kindness Zero
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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Boredom Equal Rules
I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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Done Jumping Thailand
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
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Buns Criticism Hamburgers
You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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Hate Mosquitoes Want
Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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Britain Enormous Talent
As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
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Actors Genius Thinking
What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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Arguing People Records

Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’

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Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’

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