You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
SIMON COWELLIt’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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Good is not enough. You’ve got to be great.
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