Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELLThe only magazines I read are car magazines.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.
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I didn’t realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?
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As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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