You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
SIMON COWELLThe only magazines I read are car magazines.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
-
-
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
SIMON COWELL -
I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.
SIMON COWELL -
You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
SIMON COWELL -
They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of artist that they want to be, but they have to do it themselves. You don’t want a 13-year-old singing some awful song from a musical.
SIMON COWELL -
As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
SIMON COWELL -
There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
SIMON COWELL -
I have total respect for anyone who discovers a band like Snow Patrol. I would be hopeless at signing a rock band, or anything alternative, cause I don’t know what that audience are into and I don’t particularly like that kind of music.
SIMON COWELL -
My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.
SIMON COWELL -
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
SIMON COWELL -
Most things in music go full circle eventually.
SIMON COWELL -
If I tape an 11-hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I’m pleasant, but the parts when I’m obnoxious.
SIMON COWELL -
I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
SIMON COWELL -
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
SIMON COWELL -
Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
SIMON COWELL -
I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
SIMON COWELL