Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELLThere’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern… I’m pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.
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You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
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Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
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I don’t mind competition at all. I mean, the record business is the most competitive business in the world, probably. So I’m used to that. In a weird way, it kind of makes you work harder.
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There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
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I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.
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It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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