Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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