He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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