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You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
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Amendment Follow Government
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn’t offend anybody.
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Come Era Humor Men Offend
The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.
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Advance Arrangement Arrest World
Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that’s about it, because everything they do fails.
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Credit Failure Intention Liberty
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.
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Bed Book Funny Liberty Mom
The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.
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Blue Common Sense Economic Face Matter Truth
I am the Doctor of Democracy.
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Democracy Doctor One Liner
Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can’t get it back.
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Busy Concern Human Life Obligation Time Waste
Football is like life and I know life.
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Football Life One Liner
The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.
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Dangerous Feeling Hurt Leaving People
This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.
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Country Election Government People Statistic Vote
I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.
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Choice Life
I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.
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Funny Hear Media Whisper
The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I’m not saying the Democrats don’t want a strong economy. Don’t misunderstand. They just don’t want it now.
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Country Democracy Economic Government
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
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Government Honesty Paragraph Politics Reading Story
I know it when I don’t know it. Sometimes I know it when I don’t think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.
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Doubt Moments Myself Thinking Trust

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