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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don’t really need to explain very much at all.
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
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Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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