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Birthday meant to be another year to be Fabulous.
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When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things – like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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The one thing I would never wish it to be thought is that you play serious roles in order to achieve some sort of respectability which you can’t if you’re playing comedic roles.
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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.
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I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s and 40s.
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Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.
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