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Rowan Atkinson

What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?
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Abuse Activity Atheist Deserve Human Incite Intense Outrageous Religion Teaching
Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean’s life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to.
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The job is interesting, and the task is difficult, but the man is just a decent man doing a very ordinary job.
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
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Ball Extend Period Time
I’m certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
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The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money.
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Art Comedy Community Importance Money Value
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.
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Alternative Criticism Insult Problem Sarcastic
I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.
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I enjoy it when it’s over! I enjoy whatever success we have. If an audience finds it funny, then it’s been worth it.
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It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.
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Birthday meant to be another year to be Fabulous.
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My personal problem is that I take the business of film-making so seriously that I find it very difficult to relax.
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance has helped to determine your path through life.
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.
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Audience Confidence Finding Funny Minimalism Pretty Simplicity Taste

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