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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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The right to ridicule is far more important to society than any right not to be ridiculed because one in my view represents openness – and the other represents oppression.
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.
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Mr. Bean had a very good chance of being successful and long-running.
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I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I’m in the company of good friends, but I’m not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
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When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things – like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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Marketing is what gets you noticed, and that side of it something – this side of it, if you like, doing interviews – is the side of it that I least enjoy, and yet is 50% of the project.
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
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In the modern media age, we are rarely surprised by what we see.
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