I think there’s no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.
ROSIE O'DONNELLI don’t like to go to premieres or openings. I don’t like to have to put on makeup.
More Rosie O'Donnell Quotes
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I think life is easier if you’re straight.
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Are you fat because you’re a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you’re fat?
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Every kid should sit in the velvet at least once in their lifetime.
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There are some heterosexuals that have heterosexual behavior that is appalling sexually, that is deviant and bad and not really moral and Christ-like and biblical. But those people are never questioned as to whether or not they’re allowed to be a parent.
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I love to be able to support other women comics.
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I know I’m a really good mother. I know it. I’m a really good mother.
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When someone comments on my weight, I have to work hard to stand in front of the mirror and say, “This is who you are. You’re okay in this lady, and you’re a great, healthy, lovable and loving person.” I try to accept myself.
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I couldn’t imagine doing a show where I’d once again have to answer to corporate interests.
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I’d love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, ‘This one’s gone!’ while he puts a sheet on me.
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I don’t think you choose whether or not you’re gay.
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Culture is defined, really, by the artists who record what the everyday experience is like and then translate it to a common piece of art that all people can respond and relate to.
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The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can’t be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who’s is supposed to believe in the notion of separation of church and state. And he frankly doesn’t.
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I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn’t been in two hundred years, and if America doesn’t stand up, we’re in big trouble.
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If civil disobedience is the way to go about change, than I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco
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We really did. We got married.
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