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I think there’s no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.

Rosie O'Donnell

Every kid should sit in the velvet at least once in their lifetime.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Kids Lifetime Velvet
You can imagine in China it’s like: ‘Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Racist Stupid Views
Are you fat because you’re a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you’re fat?
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Fats Modern World
Without art there is no hope.
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Art Country Hope No People Place
I think that that’s always been a real talent of mine is to be able to spot somebody who has that thing that is so non-definable, that thing that I wish I possessed.
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Real Thinking Wish
President Bush almost killed me.
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President President Bush
Culture is defined, really, by the artists who record what the everyday experience is like and then translate it to a common piece of art that all people can respond and relate to.
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Art Everyday People
I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they’re legal harder to get.
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Gun Law Wish
I’d love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, ‘This one’s gone!’ while he puts a sheet on me.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Body Gone Rooms
I think everyone spins. You would just be an empty vacant shell reporting facts. I mean, you have your life that you bring with you to every moment that happens.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Mean Shells Thinking
I love to be able to support other women comics.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Able Support Women
Why do you think people don’t think that homosexual parents are good? You don’t know what a homosexual family looks like. I will be the role model for the good gay family. Don’t let these children suffer without families because of your bias.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Children Gay Thinking
I think the promise of fame and what it holds to you as a child and dreaming of it is not what it is. What it is, I’m not complaining about, but it’s just different than the reality you dreamed.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Children Different Dream Reality
If you fall in love with someone gay and you’re the opposite gender, it’s not going to work.
ROSIE O'DONNELL

Falling Gay Love Opposites
To give them what I never had heals me. Some days I look at them and almost start to cry. I think, How can I love them more than I did the day before? But it keeps growing.
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Adoption Giving Thinking
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
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Country Jobs People Place

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