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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.

Ron White

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
RON WHITE

Actual Beer Diet Drink Fat Guy Real Scotch Tequila Year
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITE

Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Brother Come Later Number Operate Phone See Something
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
RON WHITE

Advice Friend Go Mine Show Solicite Talk
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Band Brother Chill Favourite Hot People
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.

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