There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
RON WHITEIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
More Ron White Quotes
-
-
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITE -
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
RON WHITE -
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITE -
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
RON WHITE -
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
RON WHITE -
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
RON WHITE -
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
RON WHITE -
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
RON WHITE -
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
RON WHITE -
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
RON WHITE -
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
RON WHITE -
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
RON WHITE -
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITE -
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITE -
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITE