There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
RON WHITEIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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