Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITEIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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