I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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