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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Honest Luck Politician Run Way
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent
Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Bowl Just Life Pit
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Asleep Blind Day Face Kid Library Man One Pimple Plenty Raed Wake
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Bartender Plumber Psychiatrist See Seen Told Truth Wife
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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Ask How Big People Pet Store Work
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Everyone Fruit Laugh Loom Met Morning Underwear
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Ben Big Clock Country Cousin Find Gay

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