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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.

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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Broken Heart Deep Lost Love Pain Possible Yourself
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Education Ideas Knowledge Learning Thinking Yourself
There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Healing Inspirational Window
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Earth Ending Inspirational Life Philosophy Worry
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Folk Impossible Inspirational Stuff

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