There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
ROALD DAHLIf you are good life is good.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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