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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.

Roald Dahl

I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Inspirational Life Original Realize Routune Salary Simplicity Thinking
I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Eyes Fake Father Impossible Smile Twinkle Yourself
The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Absorb Beautiful Book Children Excitement Fall In Love Function Funny Prime
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Doubt Human Nature Relationship Rumor Sure
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Important Modesty Oneself Strive Truth Writing
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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Dreamer Dreams Music
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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Choose Important Inspirational Power
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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Children Inspirational Learning Look Risk Success

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