An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
ROALD DAHLSex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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