You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
ROALD DAHLSex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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