I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
ROALD DAHLUnless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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