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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.

Roald Dahl

Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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If you are good life is good.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.

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