The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLThe greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLIt’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHLThose who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHLI understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
ROALD DAHLIt doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
ROALD DAHLBut it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
ROALD DAHLSex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLI have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
ROALD DAHLIt is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
ROALD DAHLI cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
ROALD DAHLSome children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
ROALD DAHLFor me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
ROALD DAHLWhen writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
ROALD DAHLWhen you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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