The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
ROALD DAHLIf the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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